Life Quotes by Crap

You can stay, but your clothes must go.

— Crap

The amount of food I just ate could've satisfied world hunger.

— Crap

You gotta make your own music, even if no one sings along.

— Crap

I'm not crying, there's just something in my eye.

— Crap

If you want to see me naked. all you have to do is ask ... :D

— Crap

You got my heart and that's all that matters.

— Crap

I am in such a good ass mood for no damn reason.

— Crap

I was being so productive but then I saw food.

— Crap

I got a camera, the stamina, some whips, and some chains; how about we swag it up, rip it off and drink some champagne?

— Crap

Nothing feels better than walking back into your warm bed after a morning pee.

— Crap

Sometimes I make up stories to go along with the pictures I find. And I always wish they would happen to me.

— Crap

I never knew how important popcorn was to me until I entered college.

— Crap