Sometimes I purposefully brush against strangers that I think are attractive, then say sorry and smile. — Crap Copy Share Image
I got a camera, the stamina, some whips, and some chains; how about we swag it up, rip it off and drink some champagne? — Crap Copy Share Image
Nothing feels better than walking back into your warm bed after a morning pee. — Crap Copy Share Image
Sometimes I make up stories to go along with the pictures I find. And I always wish they would happen to me. — Crap Copy Share Image