Girls only like your penis because their mom toldhem to enjoy the little things in life. — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is full of embarrassing moments, thats why needed to embrace the fact. Thats why you need to follow your Dreams until… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Dont have sex because the babies will make your life a living hell when there new borns But as they grow up… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life's like a roller coaster.. You can put up your hands and injoy it! or close you're eyes and wait tell its… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Im a bitch ? yeah maybe slightly but its because I know how to say fuck you politley — Author Name Copy Share Image
One day, perhaps, some idle tongue Mentions your name by accident: I feel as if a rose were flung Into the room, all hue… — Author Name Copy Share Image
If he cheats on you, he doesn't love you. If He flirts with another girl he doesn't love you. If he spends time with… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a zoo, but don't be mad, I'll be there to, not in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I try to hate you but it never works. your stuck in my heart and you wont get out. — Author Name Copy Share Image
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Life is too short, enjoy it as much as you can while you still have it. — Author Name Copy Share Image