I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my… — Kevin James Copy Share Image
Penetrating so many secrets, we cease to believe in the unknowable. But there it sits nevertheless, calmly licking its chops — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary. — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry. — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
I imagine the whole universe moving into hell because of licking God's candy. — Michael Bassey Copy Share Image
They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
It almost felt like she was sucking it all out of me, like she sucked on that sticky red lollipop, the one… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
“You’ll be mine, babe. You’ll be…” slap “You’ll be…” slap His tongue slid over my neck, licking the spot where he’d bitten… — Dari A. Malaunt Copy Share Image
You don't want flame to hit your food. Flame is bad. Flame does nasty things to food. It makes soot and it… — Alton Brown Copy Share Image
The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking… — Melissa Rivers Copy Share Image
There's nothing, repeat, nothing to be ashamed of when you're going through a depression. If you get help, the chances of your… — Mike Wallace Copy Share Image
Oh, impossible. Fancy cream puffs so soon after breakfast. The very idea made one shudder. All the same, two minutes later Jose… — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
“Cael, come on. Stop licking the dude. That's gross." Letty let out a snort. "Please, like you don't lick dudes." "That's different,"… — Charlie Cochet Copy Share Image
The cops picked me up for attempted murder. I can still see the detectives, licking their chops. Thought they had me. Two… — Barry White Copy Share Image
He nuzzled in at her neck kissing and licking her softly just below her ear. “Just a moment ” he said. “I… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
I stayed under the moon too long.I am silvered with lust.Dreams flick like minnows through my eyes.My voice is trees tossing in… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
“Sensing that this stranger was not the dangerous kind, and being the caring, big-hearted dog that he had built his reputation on,… — Kaal Kaczmarek Copy Share Image
There is something very sensual about a letter. The physical contact of pen to paper, the time set aside to focus thoughts,… — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The perfect bacon sandwich is on white bread, very soft and very thick. Sourdough with a good crust. The bacon is half… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
And there are my cats, engaged in a ritual that goes back thousands of years, tranquilly licking themselves after the meal. Practical… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Then, in my most careful handwriting, come all the details it would be a crime to forget. Lady licking Prim's cheek. My… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“He props his elbow on the table, absently scratches his temple with his index finger, and I remember exactly what that index… — Monica Murphy Copy Share Image
When I look back on my life nowadays, which I sometimes do, what strikes me most forcibly about it is that what… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
“You make this man feel like a bowl of milk that some magical cats are licking. Perhaps you are petting these cats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's fine to be sexy, but you can be sexy without licking a hammer! — Katie Uhlaender Copy Share Image
Racing is licking your opponent's plate clean before starting on your own — Tim Krabbe Copy Share Image
