Librarian Obey Quotes by James Turner

“The Librarian has spoken, sally! We Dare Not Disobey!”

— James Turner

“Now...get Thoth a raspberry chocolate latte with the cream and chocolate sprinkles! Thoth commands, librarian! Obey! Sprinkles! THOTH HAS SPOKEN!”

— James Turner

“That's it then. This is how it ends. I haven't even read Proust.”

— James Turner

“Since at least the Sixth Century all librarians have received extensive combat training and are lethal with even the common toothpick.”

— James Turner

“Just because I'm a librarian doesn't mean I'm at all tame.”

— James Turner

“When times are bad smile, when times are good laugh.”

— James Turner