I went and saw Letterman when I was 15, and that had a profound impact on me. — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
I'd like to see David Letterman adopt the inclusion rider on his Netflix show. — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
Never tell 'em how many lettermen you've got coming back. Tell 'em how many you lost. — Knute Rockne Copy Share Image
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame. — Al Gore Copy Share Image
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times. — Timothy Simons Copy Share Image
I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothing made me want to get into comedy more than… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
I've been obsessed with David Letterman forever, and I'd love to be the drag version of David Letterman. — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
I gotta tell you, I do not envy whoever they try to put in David Letterman's chair. Folks those are some huge… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
“Smiled like a homecoming queen, Pit Bull Terrier with a new collar, actress on the Letterman show.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
I've always loved David Letterman. There was an irreverence to his show that I remember, especially in 'Late Night' - it always… — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
Letterman, despite whatever idiotic (or worse?) things he may have done with women on his staff, was wise enough to realize that… — Alafair Burke Copy Share Image
I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day: David Letterman's heart attack was at a hospital… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
I grew up loving David Letterman and Pee-wee Herman, but as far as live performance comedy, all I knew were the Jerry… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I mean, if they're doing a television show every night like Jon Stewart, or Ellen, or David Letterman, then they have their… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work,… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
I'm not sure about that role any longer. The role used to be to mix things up and I think to a… — Jules Feiffer Copy Share Image
When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny.… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
When I was a freshman in high school, I got a letterman jacket, which you'd think would be great stock. The jacket… — Carson Daly Copy Share Image
I was a huge David Letterman fan, even going back to when he was on NBC. My parents would only let me… — Trevor Moore Copy Share Image
Half the stuff I've written was written when I was half asleep watching the David Letterman show when some boring actress was… — Terry Bozzio Copy Share Image
Sure, losing an election hurts, but I've experienced worse. And at an age when every day is precious, brooding over what might… — Bob Dole Copy Share Image
The main problem is just that people think that other people care about them way more than they do. Anything that you… — Mandy Stadtmiller Copy Share Image
Between me and my wife, there's this joke where I'll be doing some fun interview, and I'll get off the phone and… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
I'd been on everybody else's show and there was always a preinterview. Somebody would come with a tape recorder and you'd talk… — James Lipton Copy Share Image
I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking. — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman Copy Share Image
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it's daytime. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I used to write sketches. I loved David Letterman in the '80s. I used to write Top 10 lists for him, and… — Dan Schneider Copy Share Image
Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill… — Lynda Barry Copy Share Image
