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When life gives you lemons, the quotes joke about turning them into orange juice, grape juice, or a weird shirt trick. Others vent frustration, noting that lemons without sugar, a cup, or a spoon are pointless, and one even mentions selling them for drug money. The collection mixes humor with a dash of rebellion.

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When life gives you lemons ask for salt and taquila…!

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“When life pees on you, make lemonade.”

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When life gives you lemons... Throw them at a random dude and yell

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When life gives me lemons I sell them for drug money

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“Unless life hands you sugar and water... Your lemonade is going to suck.”

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“Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...”

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When life gives you lemons sometimes you just have to make lemonade.

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“When life gives you lemons make some lemon meringue pie!”

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When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade. Then remember, free is NOT always better.

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“When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.”

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An arrogant man is only showcasing his vulnerability. When life offers you lemon, add sugar and change it to lemonade.

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When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining. . .

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If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Grape Juice Then Sit Back And Watch The World Wonder How You Did It.

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If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

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...with each new book of mine I have always the feeling that this time I have picked a lemon in the garden…

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Just cause life gives you lemons doent mean you have to make lemonade, Sometimes its smart to tell life no thank you…

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Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside…

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons,…

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When life hands you lemons YOU THROW THEM BACK INTO LIFE'S EYES

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A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of.

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When life hands you lemons make lemon aide

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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Lemons are yellow, Lemons are sour. Open you're legs, And give me an hour.

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When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequilla and salt!

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“When life gives you lemons, add vodka.”

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When life gives you lemons... thhrow them at lifes face!

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When life gives you lemons… squirt it in someones eyes

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When life kicks you off the saddle, make lemonade.

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When life give you lemons you probably just found lemons.

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When life brings you Lemons, make lemonade!

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When life gives you lemons, add sweet tea.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say: 'I wanted oranges!'

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When life gives you lemons, take a shot of tequila

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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering.

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When life gives you lemons you gotta learn how to juggle

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When life gives you lemons, its your choice of how you use them.

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When life gives you a lemon, you squirt it peoples eyes!!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

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When life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it.

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