“If you’re looking to make a little money on the side like I do, you might want to apply somewhere else. You’d have to wax your legs to make this dress work on you. - Abbey to Kip -” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“Don't mind her," Kip said to Nicki. "She's just crabby from the long ride." "Yeah, I've been riding with...I mean on...a horse's ass all… — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“Why don't you just put me down for a couple of boxes of cookies and go earn your next patch bothering someone else." -… — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“I can't believe this heat," Abbey said, taking her tunic and pulling it over her head. Underneath was a form-fitting top that showed a… — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“You're going to be too busy being at my beck and call to worry about doing any driving.” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“Would you like to tie my hands and drag me out like your prisoner? You’ll look like the hero, and I might get a… — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“That's a pretty serious club, requiring tattoos. I thought only math club did that. - Jayke to Amber-” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“If you’re looking to make a little money on the side like I do, you might want to apply somewhere else. You’d have to… — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“It sounds like you aren't used to having something so powerful between your legs," Abbey said. "Maybe you should let me drive.” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“She looks like she bathes. Maybe in a tub of puppies' tears, though. - Jayke Wolff” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
“I’m really appreciative you’re taking me and everything, but I’m not exactly a beck-and-call girl. - Abbey to Kip -” — Shawn Keenan Copy Share Image
