What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
“Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to go, But still had the feeling that you wanted to stay, You knew it… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
