God gave us two ears and only one mouth for a reason: so we would learn to speak up! — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
There's a famous saying: If 99% was good enough, gravity wouldn't work for 14 minutes every day. I did the calculation, and it's actually… — John Alejandro King Copy Share
Wait, the Jesus lizard is the lizard that runs on top of the water, not the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes?… — John Alejandro King Copy Share
Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be dusty. — John Alejandro King Copy Share
In the highly unlikely event he survived the drastic changes in the ratio of his volume to his surface area, by approximately the 8th… — John Alejandro King Copy Share
America has never lost a war. We just misplaced a couple temporarily. — John Alejandro King Copy Share
Never be afraid to stand up for what you believe in. If people get angry, you can always pretend you were just standing up… — John Alejandro King Copy Share
You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by. — John Alejandro King Copy Share
