“If Clue was played like D&D, you could grab the lead pipe, beat a confession out of Colonel Mustard, and have sex with Miss scarlet on the desk in the conservatory.” — David Ewalt Copy Share Image
“For generations, four minutes was thought to represent an intrinsic physiological limit, as if muscles could inherently not be made to move any faster… — David Ewalt Copy Share Image
“I'm no wizard- but once a week, I feel like I am. Role-playing games allow me to experience the fantastic, and even though it's… — David Ewalt Copy Share Image
“If Clue was played like D&D, you could grab the lead pipe, beat a confession out of Colonel Mustard, and have sex with Miss… — David Ewalt Copy Share Image
