When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
I was born too late for steam trains and a lazy eye meant I'd never be an astronaut. — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
