Lawyer Quotes · Page 23

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees.

— Clarence Darrow

Finding a good barber is like finding a good lawyer - you gotta go to the same guy.

— Ronny Chieng

Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

— Alexei Sayle

One cannot have "success" in poetry. If I wanted to be successful, I'd have become a lawyer.

— Cate Marvin

“Together we proceeded on our way towards catastrophe. [Depressed lawyer and his unsuspecting clients.]”

— Gianrico Carofiglio

I'm a recovering lawyer. The practice of law has changed. Every agreement is a fight.

— Elizabeth Edwards

As a lawyer, money was my driving force. As the years passed, I accumulated more but was less happy.

— Robin Sharma

I don't sell enough books to pay for the lawyers, however. And these various problems finally became too much.

— Peter Sotos

There are some lawyers who think of themselves as basically instruments of whoever their clients are, and they pride themselves on their…

— Cass Sunstein

I auditioned for so many things - cops, lawyers, doctors and things but they were like, "She just seems too sweet. I…

— Christina Hendricks

Being a famous singer or an international singer - that's my dream, too, but my main goal is to be a real…

— Charice Pempengco

Working as a lawyer, you have a lot of pressure. But if you go crazy, you are not going to get anything…

— Julie King

I cannot write as well as some people; my talent is in coming up with good stories about lawyers.That is what I…

— John Grisham

My grandfather on my mother's side was a professor of mechanical engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology; my other grandfather was…

— Kenneth G. Wilson

The greater ignorance towards a country is not ignoring what its politicians have to say, it is ignoring what the inmates in…

— Criss Jami

I have a problem with censorship by the lawyer - by legal people by the publishing firm, and I may be changing…

— Kenneth Anger

Lawyers should be chosen because they can demonstrate a history rich in human traits, the ability to care, the courage to fight,…

— Gerry Spence

I failed the LSAT. Basically, if I had not failed, I'd have been a lawyer and there would be no Spanx. I…

— Sara Blakely

If you're a full-time manager of your own property - and full-time, according to Congress, is 15 hours a week - you…

— Hillary Clinton

I interviewed one of the most powerful lawyers in the world and he told me, "At the time, it was the worst…

— Malcolm Gladwell

“Kwa nini mtoto mchanga anapokuwa ananyonya ziwa la mama yake, mara nyingi humwangalia mama yake machoni? Kwa sababu, licha ya macho kuonekana…

— Enock Maregesi

It seems to me that there must be an ecological limit to the number of paper pushers the earth can sustain, and…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

I think the advice, regardless of gender, is always be open to conversations with people who do things differently than you do.…

— Beth Simone Noveck

Justice requires lawyers who are prepared, witnesses who tell the truth, judges who know the law, and jurors who stay awake. Justice…

— Paul Levine

One thing I disliked about being a lawyer was billing for my time.

— Andrew Yang

“He didn't say he was a lawyer... I said he was.” And the cop says “Uh…”

— Hosho McCreesh

To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him.

— Potter Stewart

Maybe we can change some kid's life & stop him from becoming a welder or a sleazy lawyer.

— Kurt Cobain

I was a pretty independent kid. I thought maybe I'd be a veterinarian or an environmental lawyer.

— Mark Parker

As a lawyer, I hate to use the "on the one hand, but the other".

— Rudy Giuliani

Damn, life so short, fuck it, I dont wanna go to court. Fuck it, got a budget for the lawyer though.

— Rick Ross

Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrell to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.

— George Herbert

After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction.

— John Grisham

I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out.

— Max Walker

“[sic] his reaction was a sign of civilization. Nobody reaches for a gun anymore, just for his lawyer.”

— Peter F. Hamilton

Coming from a family who put a lot of emphasis on academics, I always thought I was going to be a lawyer.

— Edward Enninful

My father was an immigrant from Austria and he became a lawyer and became a judge and I think he was a…

— Mickey Kaus

I consider that women who are authors, lawyers, and politicians are monsters.

— Pierre-Auguste Renoir

I'm a big Bruce Lee fan, and if I saw Bruce Lee try to be some namby-pamby lawyer, I'd want my money…

— Jason Statham

We are very good judges for the mistakes of others, but very good defence lawyers for our own mistakes.

— Nicky Gumbel