Lawyer Quotes · Page 21

That one hundred and fifty lawyers should do business together ought not to be expected.

— Thomas Jefferson

Animals feed themselves; men eat; but only wise men know the art of eating

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Marijuana was a new phenomenon when we started. Now it's for everyone - doctors, lawyers, presidents.

— Cheech Marin

I shall not rest until every German sees that it is a shameful thing to be a lawyer.

— Adolf Hitler

To succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit.

— John Scott, 1st Earl of Eldon

There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.

— Robert Smith

I was a litigation lawyer, following the crowd off the proverbial cliff, when I pressed the pause button.

— Robin S. Sharma

Who calls a lawyer rogue, may find, too lateUpon one of these depends his whole estate.

— George Crabbe

The music rights at the time cost me $12,000 in 1964 money, which is about double now or whatever. But I cleared…

— Kenneth Anger

People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some…

— Gay Talese

It seemed to me that if the lawyers failed to do their duty, they ought to pay people for waiting upon them,…

— Anonymous

It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick…

— Craig Ferguson

Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit…

— Albert Einstein

I say get an education. Become an electrician, a mechanic, a doctor, a lawyer, anything but a fighter. In this trade, it's…

— Muhammad Ali

I wanted to be all sorts of things. I went through phases. I wanted to be a doctor, I wanted to be…

— Wes Streeting

Oftentimes, when people write me 4,000-word letters, I write them back and tell them if their problem's that complicated, they probably need…

— Dan Savage

There's lots of law these days, but not much justice. Celebrities murder their wives and go free. A mother kills her children,…

— Dean Koontz

None may wholly escape the good of Nature, however imperfectly exposed to her blessings. The minister will not preach a perfectly flat…

— John Muir

I was the only child, and I know my father had certain thoughts about me. He was a lawyer and extremely literary,…

— Robert Gottlieb

I was a trial lawyer. At the same time, I was a teacher. I taught about the political and social content of…

— Ben Stein

I would go to trials a lot in Boston, as best I could. And it's incredible that, like, lawyers that had a…

— Judd Nelson

I've been fortunate to play many different types of characters thus far. However, I really enjoy playing roles that are different than…

— Gina Holden

In my culture, shoes are more or less the first thing women look at. Women look at the build, and then they…

— Method Man

[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just…

— Rick Riordan

Like all lawyers, I was delighted by gratitude. It happened so rarely.

— C.J. Sansom

An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.

— Evelle J. Younger

I'd probably say to my younger self, get yourself a whole collection of lawyers. Which is what I have now.

— Mike Oldfield

I didn't want to do a lawyer. I didn't want to do forensics. I didn't want to work in an ER.

— Eric McCormack

If you want good laws, burn those you have and make new ones.

— Voltaire

I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'

— Henny Youngman

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

— Mark Twain

He wanted to be a lawyer, couldn't afford it, so he started dealing to go to college - good intention.

— John Leguizamo

As a private lawyer, I could bill $750 an hour, but I don't.

— Anonymous

The coffee arrives, and we backslide into what lawyers do best---talking about other lawyers.

— John Grisham

For all of you out there who don't know what 'ignoramus' is, it's an ignorant lawyer.

— Gretchen Carlson

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

— Erma Bombeck

Well, I really don't want to be a high-powered corporate lawyer. I'm really passionate about painting.

— Chris Gardner

The really clever people now want to be lawyers or journalists.

— A. N. Wilson

I don’t believe man is woman’s natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.

— Shana Alexander

Only a very foolish lawyer will dare guess the outcome of a jury trial.

— Jerome Frank