“What kind of work do you do,” I asked. “Promise you won’t laugh?” “Promise.” “I’m a proctologist.” I couldn’t help it. I laughed a little. “An ass doctor?” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And every time… — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.” — Buffy Andrews Copy Share Image
