Laugh Quotes · Page 103

“If you smile and laugh, people think you're happy. If you act calm and collected, people think you have it together.”

— Brooklyn James

If I don't make myself laugh I would be a very miserable person.

— Johnny Lever

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

— Anonymous

Life is not one tone: you laugh and you cry, and your heart breaks, and you have great, great happiness.

— Paul Wernick

I love people who can make me laugh when I don't even feel like smiling

— Naz

I always laugh because people assume I love horror because I do a horror movie, but I'm not a huge horror fan.

— Courtney Gains

My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.

— Nix

Him. His smile. His eyes. His voice. His laugh. His warmth. His existence. Him.

— Anonymous

When you realize how perfect [or at least better than it could be] everything is, you will tilt your head back and…

— Gautama Buddha

Live-Laugh-Love 'Live your days to the fullest,Laugh every chance you get and Love all your friends and family like there's no tomorrow'

— Abhishek Tiwari

There comes a time in life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself…

— Nishan Panwar

If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you're cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you…

— Buddy Hackett

My humor isn't meant to be mean or hurt anyone. But it's to make them uncomfortable and laugh. I like making people…

— Charlyne Yi

I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh,…

— Harry Shearer

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love…

— John Mulaney

LIVE--everyday as though it is your last! LAUGH--at yourself more than you do at others! LOVE--everyone, no matter what!

— Nishan Panwar

I enjoy doing comedy for the fact that you go to work and you laugh. That's a good combination.

— Bryan Cranston

You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time!

— Anonymous

Life is to short. Create your own life with laugh and memories NOT with disaster and sadness.

— Fenggo95

God can so fill a man with His Spirit that he can laugh and believe in the face of a thousand difficulties.

— Smith Wigglesworth

Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it.

— Zosia Mamet

I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.

— Roselyn Sanchez

Want to share but its not there, and tell me why Laugh too loud, no tears to cry and I really want…

— Kaskade

Growing up, the one thing I noticed was that everyone seemed to laugh at my jokes wherever I went.

— Lil Dicky

I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.

— Pierre Beaumarchais

I'm so lucky that I've always been able to laugh about things, even at my very lowest times.

— Katie Piper

If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh.

— Amy Poehler

I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

— Sam Kinison

Always find a reason to laugh…it may not add years to ur life but will surely add life toO your yeArs…:)

— Anonymous

Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.

— Dr. Seuss

Because you don't know us at all we laugh when old people fall, but what would you expect with a conscience so…

— Sum 41

“Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone.”

— Chan-wook Park

I smile because your my sister, I laugh because you cant do anything about it.

— Anonymous

“It's laugh or cry," said Rigg. "Cry then. Give the old man his due.”

— Orson Scott Card

Lucian [of Samosata; 120-190 CE] was trying to make his audience laugh, rather than start a revolution

— Jennifer Michael Hecht

If money was based of making women smile and laugh in my life I would be a billionaire..

— Melchor Lim

Mirrors Don't Talk And Luckily For Us They Don't Laugh Either

— Ritu Ghatourey

I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny…

— Nora Ephron

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

— Carl Hiaasen

Hey dont down yourself, it doesn't make anything better but make the devil laugh at you!

— DUB$TEPPER