I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I laugh at you so hard I start to cry. Your so unbelievable it's funny to me but not to your new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me. — Mariska Hargitay Copy Share Image
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
“Laugh now, and laugh hard. For laughter is the bell. And when it rings, it cleanses the air.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Comedy is an amazing calling. Once you get that first laugh, it's hard to turn away. Then, of course, you're hooked and… — Alan King Copy Share Image
I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
It's much easier to cry or be angry, but to really laugh and genuinely be buoyant and laugh. That's hard if you… — Don Cheadle Copy Share Image
People don't understand how much time and work it takes to make somebody laugh, and how hard it is to write a… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
I think the only way we can really get you to laugh hard is if we take it to a deep psychological… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
I remember listening to Eddie Murphy's Delirious on cassette tape - you might have to explain what that is to your younger… — Andrew Schulz Copy Share Image
We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times... It's a really… — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. It's great when somebody can tell a joke that… — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
It's the times we're so crazy, that people think we're high. It's the times we laugh so hard, we can't help but… — Zoheb Copy Share Image
I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I take life very seriously. I can laugh at it, because what else can you do? But it's a hard daily battle. — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
I always laugh so hard when people start talking crap and they can't even spell. Me-1 You-0. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard.” — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time. — Ellie Kemper Copy Share Image
If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world. — Jena Malone Copy Share Image
We are best friends. We laugh to hard and make complete idiots out of ourselves but hey, its worth it. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow. — Rob Schneider Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard. — Nix Copy Share Image
My fav kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh so hard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
What if, when laughing so that you do not cry, you laugh so hard you cry? — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
We have to laugh at how hard life can be and how screwed up we can be at times. — Brett Gelman Copy Share Image
Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at you. Fight so strong that fate even admits defeat. Love so true that hatred… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been a fan of Kenny Bob's for almost 20 years, and he's always made me laugh, and laugh hard! He is… — Bob Goen Copy Share Image
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image