I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it. — Sam Elliott Copy Share Image
“And yet when King Laugh come, he make them all dance to the tune he play.” — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
Its hard to live, laugh, and love when all I want to do is die, cry, and hate. — Blondie Copy Share Image
No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth? — Ronaldinho Copy Share Image
I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that… — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
You make me laugh. You make me smile. You're smart. You're different. You're sometimes awkward and a little crazy, but that's why… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At moments when life is at its worst there are two things that you can do: 1. Breakdown, lose hope and refuse… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
I look at Messi, and he makes me laugh. A beautiful footballer who is still like a kid. A world superstar, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes someone walks into your life and makes you smile. Other times someone falls down in front of you and makes you… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
A man sometimes devotes his life to a desire which he is not sure will ever be fulfilled. Those who laugh at… — Ryūnosuke Akutagawa Copy Share Image
Life can make you smile, cry, scream, laugh, dance, jump, sing... it's just a box full of surprises, good ones and bad… — Bernajoy Vaal Copy Share Image
“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything for you." --Manilyn Monroe "If you make a woman… — Rain in the Sun Copy Share Image
Songwriters always reminded me of that kid at school who would go around with his guitar, like, 'Yeah, songwritin' man,' looking wistful.… — Alex Turner Copy Share Image
“As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn't matter how, I'll be all right. If I succeed in that, the… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to be hurtful… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
“I was giddy with relief and I started to giggle again. "If you're sorry, then I'm sorry." "Why would you be sorry?… — Mireille Chester Copy Share Image
Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
I'm grateful for my health, glad I'm making people laugh, glad my wife still likes me after a lotta years, grateful my… — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
I'd play music on the street, especially in developing nations where a lot of kids couldn't wear shoes. In order to relate… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
“I strike fear into you because I am a man?” “It isn’t funny.” “I do not laugh. It is a sad thing,… — Catherine Anderson Copy Share Image
