Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and… — Matthew Lesko Copy Share Image
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
People who stay up late at night are likely to be more intelligent than those who go to bed early . — Clevelle Copy Share Image
What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night! — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I used to love 'The Late Late Show.' It was nice to be able to be up late at night and see… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“So the next time I answer a late night booty call from Jimmie and I actually go over to his place, what… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
Can we go back to the late night texts. the FLIRTING. the I LOVE YOU'S' because I really MISS YOU. — Zaynab Copy Share Image
Nixon started auditing late-night show hosts because they were making jokes about him. Then, every single one of their staff got tax… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
I was doing a late-night round as a milkman in 1978 when I heard a radio DJ announce that he was leaving.… — Alan Dale Copy Share Image
“That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing,… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
That was an interesting thing I learned I think the first time I did a late night show or something. It was… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I wanted to text you to tell you I miss you. I miss the late night talks, texting all day, all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even when I illustrate multiple articles on the same person, the focus of the pieces are never the same, so I automatically… — Noma Bar Copy Share Image
The book the Ziff folks sent me as an example of their art was 'Late Night VRML 2.0 with Java,' 700 pages… — Philip Greenspun Copy Share Image
In a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There is a pride most will never understand, it is a series of late night phone calls, I miss yous, see ya… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once when I was cooking I burned my arm with scalding water. I went to the Emergency Room of the Hospital. When… — Betty Lynn Copy Share Image
Sunday, dear Sunday I planned you out so well on Friday, but then Saturday with its late night early morning party vibe… — Micayla Ludick Basson Copy Share Image
“The short pieces of his black hair are spiked out every which way. The poor lighting from the singular bulb on the… — Kristin Rae Copy Share Image
There's so many shows, whether it's 'Last Week Tonight' or 'The Daily Show' or 'Full Frontal' or 'Late Night With Seth Meyers,'… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
Something peculiar has happened. As I write, none of the Republican candidates for Senate has become a public embarrassment. On the contrary:… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
Life is about those summer days and the sand between your toes and the smiles on your face. It's about comfy couches,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
On numerous visits to Manhattan, I have found myself poking around the city trying to find a moment of quiet and once… — Craig Childs Copy Share Image
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
Late night writing is also good, too, but in New York, you've got neighbors. I try to be a good neighbor. — Sara Bareilles Copy Share Image
We had only snacks last time, I think it was OK for a day time menu. But this time it will be… — Hidetoshi Nakata Copy Share Image
A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
My parents are, like, down the street so when it's late at night and I don't feel like being by myself, I'll… — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
Loneliness is black coffee and late-night television; solitude is herb tea and soft music. — Pearl Cleage Copy Share Image
“Doing some late-night home improvements, my man? (...) For what it's worth, I never had any use for that froufrou French shit,… — Lara Adrian Copy Share Image
I talk about how I'm a people-pleaser and I'm really jolly, but there's a side of me that comes out late at… — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
I like working late at night and then going into the house and sitting down and watching a movie and then going… — Robert Barry Copy Share Image
“As time’s gone on, I’ve probably become a lot more like him (John Rebus): I drink at his bar and I like… — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
I relish the time I have when there are no interruptions. Most often the best time for writing is late at night. — Franny Armstrong Copy Share Image
Vegas needs a really funny, dirty, late-night show, and I'll tell it like it is, I promise you that. And you gotta… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
