Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but… — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
I don't gamble anymore since I had a kid. I have fun in Vegas. I see shows, Cirque du Soleil. Don Rickles… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
I think if you walked up and said I'm clean it's going to be like, 'well this guy's not cool and this… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people out there who have seen us once somewhere in a pub or heard our songs late night… — Dan Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Yo I just wish more people have more respect on pubs, in the end there is a human sitting behind the screen… — Martin Chamuty Copy Share Image
A stand-up act is almost like a pool. You know what I mean? It's like a pool, and you're always skimming little… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
One of the pleasant duties of America's most famous announcers during the relatively short swing era of the big bands was to… — Nick Clooney Copy Share Image
When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I think the best thing I ever did was, years before I got the 'Late Night' show, when I first got out… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I’m not good-looking. I used to be, but not anymore. Not like Robert Taylor. What I have got is I have character… — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to take the late night subway in the U.S. or go for a late night stroll in the U.K.… — Sanam Saeed Copy Share Image
Ayo, late night, candlelight, fiend with diesel in his needle. Queensbridge leader, no equal. I come from the Wheel of Ezekiel. To… — Nas Copy Share Image
The thing with R Kelly was, he liked to record late at night, around midnight. And what was different with his studio… — Mathew Knowles Copy Share Image
“I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I love to watch those old movies on late-night television, particularly when a couple get up from a champagne dinner in a… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
“I believe we all have stuff that keeps us up at night though. When it’s late at night and you should be… — Caleb Reese Copy Share Image
When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny.… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
An elaborate system of etiquette and social standards flowered around the home phone: how long a child might be allowed to stay… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I'm not a normal person with normal tastebuds, so I'll save you all from cringing/dissing on my late night flavour pairings, but… — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
“Can't you just see it? Can't you see us with gray hair, sitting at those late night football games. I'll be the… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
Kindness is the master key that opens every heart. If you are fumbling for the right words, like a late night search… — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
Be there for your children. Sit on the bed and enjoy the late-night talks—try to stay awake! Pray for the Lord to… — Bonnie D. Parkin Copy Share Image
With a lot of those 'S.N.L.' shorts, we would do them just as we wanted to do them and then beep out… — Akiva Schaffer Copy Share Image
People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I seldom went to bed before two or three o'clock in the morning, on the theory that if anything of interest were… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
There is no late-night comedy. You watch comedy, you watch whenever you want to tune on. You can it in the middle… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
I used to hangout with her, that became spending time. I used to be the friend, we became closer. I used to… — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Using love as a weapon, love shouldn't be tossed around like a toy just for a late night encounter or keep her… — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
I've done that I was touring a couple of years ago with R. Kelly and the Lillith Fair, I would do the… — Deborah Cox Copy Share Image
All the texts and late night calls... I wish I could have that all back but it's in the past now and… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“Ours is a world full of self-deceit, my friend. But it is at the same time a world full of sincere truth… — Hanzi Freinacht Copy Share Image
'Old School' is so breezy it could be a late-night talk show, especially when Craig Kilborn, of 'The Late Late Show,' sidles… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I'm a terrible sleeper because I work all the time. I stay up late almost every night working, whether it's on a… — Keith Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at my life before I went into television, the struggle I went through coming out would be surprising to… — Andy Cohen Copy Share Image
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
I missed being kissed, having someone to hold, having my hair stroked, sharing late night conversation, however the absence of this things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He liked cheap women, fast cars, late nights, and hard liquor, especially all together. In Jack's view, you are obliged to sin… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image