What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
The mark of the man is how he responds to situations. You're not going to avoid tough times. We're all over the barrel some… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
If you have wonderful moments, don't second-guess them, just enjoy them. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
My job is not to analyze my career. But I am proud of the amount of work I've done and the amount of commitment… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
A musical is only as good as its director. The same can also be said for the CIA. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
Why does 'I Love Lucy' still make people laugh? Because she's a specific character who has real reactions. — Martin Short Copy Share Image
There was an era when people would turn on their radio and hear a radio drama. Now, you could be as scared by that… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
