The unpleasant sound Bush is emitting as he traipses from one conservative gathering to another is a thin, tinny "arf" - the… — George Will Copy Share Image
No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
I can't think of anything that brings me closer to tears than when my old dog - completely exhausted after a hard… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs.... Perhaps I am an exception. — Emily Bronte Copy Share Image
Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered. — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to… — Fanny Fern Copy Share Image
Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog. — Paula Wall Copy Share Image
If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Golden retrievers are not bred to be guard dogs, and considering the size of their hearts and their irrepressible joy in life,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
