Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours.… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
