“No real reason for the lack of sleep, it’s a disadvantage of rotating shifts that every so often your body clock just throws up it’s hands in despair and goes to sulk behind the sofa – leaving you suffering insomnia… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“No real reason for the lack of sleep, it’s a disadvantage of rotating shifts that every so often your body clock just throws up… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Would you mind awfully not swearing at me, taking a swing at me or exposing yourself to me? I have quite enough abuse from… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“But underneath all their feminist empathy and altruistic gestures were a bunch of pompous egoistic jerks who honestly thought the Moon was theirs to give the women in their lives. It was a phase that didn’t last long because women got sick of them and went to find guys with a Harley. As for the sensitive men, they’re probably the… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share
“My personal view (and not the view of the LAS by any means) would be to prohibit alcohol, but legalise cannabis. Not only would it cut our workload by, at my estimate, 60-70%, but I’ve never had anyone high on cannabis try to hit me. Cannabis users are very rarely violent, tend to be generally easier to handle and seldom… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share
“One of the police found a garden chair that I could stand on and they eyed me suspiciously as I tried to slide through the window. The fleece that I was wearing was padding me out too much so I took it off. I tried again, and this time it was my pen, pen-torch and scissors in my shirt pocket… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share
“…Finally, although Tennent’s Super Strong lager, White Lightning, and for the rare rich alcoholic Stella Artois are perfectly acceptable drinks, could you please come… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“During the last job, three people tried to dive under my ambulance. If I was allowed (by government grant or some such) to keep… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“I’m always impressed by people who can speak another language, two people talking what sounds like utter gibberish, yet making complete sense to each… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Prayers For Rain' begins like practically every Cure song, with an introduction that's longer than most Bo Diddley singles. Never mind the omnipresent chill,… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
