If we all die and there is no God, then it's just eternal unconsciousness, you'll never know, but if you're wrong... you'll know forever. — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by...truth. If you're offended by the truth, that's your… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
It's about something that strikes you as funny but I do it with a Christian world view: why we think the way we do… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks?… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Because when the Creator of matter, tell you you matter, then you have a purpose and then you have self-esteem. — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God,… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
You want to reclaim your country? You got to go back to the first men who started this country, the founding fathers and this… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth.… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
People don't realize, or maybe they've forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn't something that you had to hide… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
You know what offends me? Offended people. In a country with guaranteed rights to freedom of religion, its citizens are constantly trying to make… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
Oh, I know: If you're fat, let's not blame you, let's sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin' out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your… — Brad Stine Copy Share Image
