“Dear Pinterest, When we first started dating, you lured me in with Skittles-flavored vodka and Oreo-filled chocolate chip cookies. You wooed me with cheesy casseroles adjacent to motivational fitness sayings. I loved your inventiveness: Who knew cookies needed a sugary… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“Story time isn't much better. Imagine sitting in a circle with acquaintances, chanting spells and being drilled on a variety of subjects. "What sound… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“Reflection, and Loneliness. Awwww. I also call this stage the “My Chemical Romance Sea of Emo Sad.” You’re thinking about life before children, trying… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“Gloria lowered the book. “Are you allergic to gluten?” I shook my head. “Is this Emily person allergic to gluten?” I shook my head.… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“Just as quickly as it came, the wave of excitement turned bittersweet. It was all happening so fast. My baby was growing up. First… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“Some toddlers may take a bite or two of the meal you’ve made so lovingly, but most will not finish it. You’ll then feel… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“There's no way around it. Motherhood is hard. And you young moms put more pressure on yourselves than we ever did, with your crafts… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“It seems like once you're an adult, if you don't already have your friends picked out, you're screwed. Nobody makes new friends after twenty-seven.” — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“I really did need friends, but when you're a mom, that's easier said than done.” — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“It killed me that one of the hardest parts of being a mom was sometimes dealing with other moms. The judgments, the looks, the… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“Lentils taste like wartime and look like destruction. They’re the perfect punishment for a traitor.” — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“was on my fourth cup of coffee, so while my body felt dead, my mind was racing. I felt like a coked-out sloth. Can… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of us, and… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
