No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“The trouble with sleeping with kittens is (and there is NO WAY I could ever have known this) – kittens have fleas.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s so cute. They’re in love.” “It’s like watching two kittens fight with machetes,” — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” — Cynthia E. Varnado Copy Share Image
He doesn't bring many girls round unless they're part of a job - but also 'cause his smell can sometimes kill kittens. — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
When I was a child I wanted to be a vet. I'd come home with "lost" kittens and dogs. My mother would… — Philippa Gregory Copy Share Image
Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits. — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
“Kittens HAVE to be drowned, I admit, or the world would be overrun. But no decent, grown-up cat should be done to… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
Every time a boy falls off a tricycle, every time a black cat has gray kittens, every time someone stubs a toe,… — Al Capone Copy Share Image
They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I had to nurture those doubts as if they were tiny, sickly kittens, until eventually they became sturdy, healthy grievances, with their… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like… — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with living things. Don't last very long. Kittens one day, old cats the next. And then just memories. And… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Japanese goldfish, With your gossamer tail, You are the loveliest creature I have ever seen." "Japanese kitten, Put your tongue back in… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
“The fact is I am quite happy in a movie, even a bad movie. Other people, so I have read, treasure memorable… — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
“If I had only known kittens can climb drapes, perch on top of a traverse rod, and then screech like some femme… — K.C. Kendricks Copy Share Image
“Things are the way they are, but everything has a reason. Kittens are cute because they're tiny fur-balls with smushed faces. Rainbows… — Courtney Cole Copy Share Image
“Come on,” I hooked my arm through Aphrodite’s and started to pull her to the Street Cats tent. “You haven’t been good… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“Has your mother explained what a, ah, pee-dohis?” I asked cautiously. She nodded confidently. “They offer you sweeties in the park and… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
“May 4, 1985. I am packing for a short trip to New York to discuss the cat book with Brion. In the… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Animals are a huge part of my life, so yes, if you are going to be a part of my life, you… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
“For just a little while, in all our lives, we're granted brief glimpses at the way things really operate. In those times,… — Edward Morris Copy Share Image
“Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won’t ever make em muffins.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Aw look at the wittle kitten winking..Do you like Jamey??lol ;);););););););) — Littleme Copy Share Image
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image