Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness — Peter De Vries Freedom Copy Share Image
Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another? — Peter De Vries Awfulness Copy Share Image
Time heals nothing-which should make us better able to minister. — Peter De Vries Able Copy Share Image
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. — Peter De Vries Food Copy Share Image
We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another. — Peter De Vries Brain Copy Share Image
I tried to write worse but it was no good; my generalizations came out as before, each more exquisite than the last.… — Peter De Vries Discouraged Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago Hester Prynne of The Scarlet Letter was given an A for adultery; today she would rate no better… — Peter De Vries Adultery Copy Share Image
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. — Peter De Vries Instruments Copy Share Image
I think people love each other a little more than they hate each other ... Love has a slim hold on the… — Peter De Vries Cents Copy Share Image
When I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I'm on the… — Peter De Vries Eye Copy Share Image
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to… — Peter De Vries Bones Copy Share Image
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. — Peter De Vries Character Copy Share Image
We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous… — Peter De Vries Bones Copy Share Image
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other. It may… — Peter De Vries Accounts Copy Share Image
You can make a sordid thing sound like a brilliant drawing-room comedy. Probably a fear we have of facing up to the… — Peter De Vries Brilliant Copy Share Image
“Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of [parenthood] is not that adults produce… — Peter De Vries Children Copy Share Image
"You ought to be ashamed," a woman in an Easter bonnet told Stein. "Your race gave us our religion..." "From ancient polytheism,… — Peter De Vries Ancient Copy Share Image
You don't believe in God," I said to Stein. "God is a word banging around in the human nervous system. He exists… — Peter De Vries Atheism Copy Share Image
“How I hate this world. I would like to tear it apart with my own two hands if I could. I would… — Peter De Vries Grief Copy Share Image
How do you expect mankind to be happy in pairs when it is miserable separately? — Peter De Vries Happiness Copy Share Image
I wondered whether any woman could be happy with a man who says 'folderol'. — Peter De Vries Funny Copy Share Image
Every novel should have a beginning, a middle, and an end. — Peter De Vries Beginning Copy Share Image
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school. — Peter De Vries Education Copy Share Image
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. — Peter De Vries Eating Copy Share Image
Time heals nothing — which should make us the better able to minister. — Peter De Vries Able Copy Share Image
What we are assigned to bear is in a sense a measure of our stature. — Peter De Vries Bear Copy Share Image
There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for ... — Peter De Vries Breakfast Copy Share Image
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. — Peter De Vries Hated Copy Share Image
The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to… — Peter De Vries Equals Copy Share Image
If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist. — Peter De Vries Feels Copy Share Image
The writer can only explore the inner space of his characters by perceptively navigating his own. — Peter De Vries Character Copy Share Image
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a… — Peter De Vries Confession Copy Share Image