Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you? — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake? — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to… — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends. — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had… — Yeardley Smith Copy Share Image
