“The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
After watching that music video and now hating myself, I'm convinced her and Kim Kardashian have the same producer. — Audrey Kitching Copy Share Image
What amazes me is that the whole world is fascinated by Kim Kardashian. What's her talent? — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
A lot of people talk about J. Lo, Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, but, like, dude butts are still here. — Anders Holm Copy Share Image
“Pleši s onim tko te pozvao. Taj klišej koji su mi roditelji često ponavljali ne odnosi se samo na maturalnu večer. On… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
I love red laser therapy or red light therapy and you can do it at your home and it's really convenient. Kim… — Huda Kattan Copy Share Image
“Zaljubiš se jer je to tebi potrebno, a voliš jer je to potrebno nekom drugom. Ne misliš? Jedno je kad čezneš za… — Đorđe Balašević Copy Share Image
Kim's going to be a huge bridezilla. She'll get specific with things like fabric, saying, 'I can't have cotton, I want French… — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian was the first time I've seen a woman tormented about her weight gain while having a baby. But at least… — Jameela Jamil Copy Share Image
I thought I was investing in myself and my brand, like Kim Kardashian. When she buys these clothes, she's investing in herself,… — Heidi Montag Copy Share Image
I would rather a sex tape make its way out than a video of me doing all of the different grunt sounds.… — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
How did we go - in a relatively short amount of time - from Audrey Hepburn to Kim Kardashian? I don't know… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after a wedding that is variously reported to have cost $10 million or… — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian is a kind of archetype. But she owns her beauty and is tremendously successful. There's no tragedy, there's no drug… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Zaimponowala mi ta jego postawa i dojrzalosc. kazala zastanowic sie nad moim zyciem poczwarki otulonej wygodniutko cieplutkim kokonem wlasnego, zamoznego domu. Poczwarki,… — Krystyna Nepomucka Copy Share Image
Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I dreamed Kim Kardashian was sobbing but her makeup was still flawless. She stood on stage in a tight little cleavage squishing… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“In a common lesson about electromagnetic forces, students are given an exercise in which a bar magnet is placed on a table… — Peter Frase Copy Share Image
“Nasred trga, oko Piramide Napoleonove, vrte se sjajni automobili. Ne zato što tehnika napreduje, nego je to uspomena na karusele. Ta sjajna… — Miloš Crnjanski Copy Share Image
“Kada mislim na Firencu, kao prvu sliku ne vidim katedralu ili palatu Sinjorije, već jezerce sa zlatnim karašima u Gardino Boboliju, gde… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
“Spotting the same car three times could have been a coincidence. Kim Kardashian’s boobs could be real, too, and that’s about as… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
It's time for Americans to stop worrying about Kim Kardashian and figure out how we're gonna save our kids. — Al Barr Copy Share Image
I love [Kim Kardashian] nude selfies. Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
VVS's is in my necklace lookin like bad dikes. All my bitches bad like Mike no homo. Amber Rose, Kim Kardash type… — Killa Kyleon Copy Share Image
If I never hear of Kim Kardashian and Casey Anthony again, it would make my entire day. — Bob Beckel Copy Share Image
Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just… — Brigid Berlin Copy Share Image
I like how on my birthday I get presents and money, I get paid for being born, I get paid for living… — Priyanka Copy Share Image
I had goals of trying to be Kim K-level rich and famous, but then, thankfully, now being a dad, just the simple… — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
I really don't consider Kim Kardashian sexy. She's like one of those primordial sculptures of fertility, like the Venus of Willendorf. — Alessandro Michele Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being single this holiday season, remember that even Kim Kardashian is unmarried 293 days a year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Postoji razlika koja odvaja anđela s labudovim krilima od anđela s orlovskim krilima.” — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
Hurricane Sandy blows loads of guys and is all over the TV…Sounds like Kim Kardashian to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye West was with her, but he didn't speak.… — Chris Lilley Copy Share Image
Anywhere I go I be cashin out. For any problems asking bout. I just got this new k, I call that Kim… — Fabolous Copy Share Image
“Ja stvorim odnos i s nekim tko se vozi iza mene dulje od deset minuta, s nekim koga poznajem samo iz retrovizora.” — Marina Vujčić Copy Share Image
Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
What I had to learn from Kim is how to take more of her advice and less of other people's advice. There's… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries famously lasted 72 days, and was reported in the tabloids as being all about the big… — Naomi Wolf Copy Share Image
I love my jeans and my sweats-I’m really just a tomboy at heart. So it’s really hard for me to be like… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image