Kids Quotes · Page 98

Kids are like farts. You dont mind your own, but other peoples are unbearable.

— Emalie Newhall

Word of advice, kid. This may be the Wild West down here, but you ain't a cowboy. You're not even a boy…

— Caitlin Kittredge

I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid.

— Rachel Stevens

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

— Steven Wright

The gym can serve as an excellent place where kids and young men and women can really empty their issues right on…

— Djimon Hounsou

One thing I learned about Jean-Marc is that he's very good with kids. He's very nice to the kids, especially.

— Sophia Lillis

I love kids. I have kids and grandkids. And I find it very, very hard doing what the law says exactly to…

— Donald Trump

They say God looks after kids and idiots, and I think actors are probably a combination of the two.

— Scott Glenn

Every single person, pretty much, is taught what they're supposed to do: go to school, get a job, find someone to love,…

— Aziz Ansari

Just because your wife schmoozes with somebody too much, you can't go throwing the kids out with the bath water! And that's…

— Nick Nolte

In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust…

— Tori Amos

There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our childrens futures to keep corporate tax loopholes and tax giveaways to millionaires. If…

— Senator John Kerry

This [Barack Obama] administration has failed America's inner cities. Remember, it has failed America's inner cities. It's failed them on education. It's…

— Donald Trump

If you don't set goals, you'll never reach them. Or like they say in golf, if you aim for nothing, you'll hit…

— Yogi Berra

When I get home from a heavy work day, I make sure I get outside with the kids. I don't think there's…

— Elisabeth Hasselbeck

I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find…

— Denis Leary

I can't wait to have kids one day. I want to have kids and a farm with lots of animals on a…

— Kirsten Dunst

“Thing about boats is, you can always sell them if you don't like them. Can't sell kids.”

— Lin Pardey

I held off on having kids and getting married so I could fight. I gave my life to this.

— Nick Diaz

Because time moves more slowly in Kid World ... it goes on for decades ... It is adult life that is over…

— Bill Bryson

The great thing about having a bunch of kids is they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to…

— Angelina Jolie

When your father directed your mother in 'Orpheus Descending,' the kid's going to be a theater nerd.

— Logan Marshall-Green

When I was a kid I just had headphones on all the time, and it changed the way I see things and…

— Matt Nathanson

I've never seen a movie in Hebrew about Jesus. I have three kids, I don't have enough time to watch TV.

— Aviv Alush

“All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.”

— Michael Carr

I like to give great clothes. I only get kids clothes. And I know kids don't like clothes, but I like to…

— Kim Kardashian

Now I'm doing a film festival for kids and writing a script about a kidnapped journalist in Afghanistan.

— Olivia Wilde

As soon as I get bored, I start missing the kids, so I dont let myself get bored. I just go surfing.

— Joel Parkinson

Teachers should not need to have to buy books for the kids, or pencils and pens. That's absurd.

— Rob Halford

I am sure you are a good Mother to your kids! Just hope they don't turn out like you !!

— Glen Rambharack

It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with…

— Johnny Carson

Like many parents after a long family holiday, I usually welcome the moment when my kids head back to school.

— Jose Andres

When you're a kid it's people's cruelty that makes you cry, then when you're an adult it's their kindness.

— Glen Duncan

It sounds so cliched, but I've always been kind of different. I always liked being around weird kids.

— Cecily Strong

I hope that this medal inspires the kids at home to put down guns and knives and pick up a pair of…

— Erick Barrondo

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

— Rick Riordan

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big.

— Bill O'Reilly

Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

— Tim Allen

My life often feels like a whirling dervish of kids, writing, speaking, and pastoral ministry.

— Kevin DeYoung

Most Barcelona fans are kids who have watched football for the first time yesterday

— Didier Drogba