We need an idiot middle ground, where we have to be honest and say, kids can be idiots and cops can be… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid doing television, they'd stick a leather jacket on me, and I would be the thug. — Phil Daniels Copy Share Image
But now I have a lot of little kids who watched Invader Zim whenever they could find it on television. — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
As a kid when I was growing up, as any kid, you think you know every thing and I was no different… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I want to have a family and I'd like to live in a lovely big house, with a massive driveway and gates… — Jennifer Ellison Copy Share Image
I think our job as parents is to give our kids roots to grow and wings to fly. — Deborah Norville Copy Share Image
Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The way I survived growing up in Jersey City was by being funny. It wasn't by being tough. Nobody thought of me… — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Common sense comes from experience, and kids need to fail as well as succeed in order to learn it. It's difficult to… — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I'm as excited as a kid with a new toy to be able to create a unique, exciting, urban superhero for a… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
I guess I've always lived upside down when I want things I can't have. My wife actually thinks I have a syndrome… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I wanted to start something in New York that focused on making products locally, and because I'd just had my second child… — Maria Cornejo Copy Share Image
What's society going to be like when the kids today are phenomenally good at text messaging and spend a huge amount of… — Clifford Stoll Copy Share Image
I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image