Kids Quotes · Page 179

I love performing for kids, but you can't play down to them, of course. Then it would be 'Captain Kangaroo.'

— Rita Moreno

My parents walked in on me Googling 'agents for kids' when I was 9.

— Graham Phillips

My only regret is that we didn't have more kids. I came from a family of four kids, but my wife and…

— John Lithgow

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the…

— Dorothy Parker

You know things are bad when a woman without any legs and who recently lost two of her own kids feels sorry…

— Barbara Kingsolver

I want my kids to have a good work ethic. I believe you can achieve anything if you work hard enough to…

— Victoria Beckham

This may sound strange, but at a very early age, at around 3, I was aware that I was smarter than the…

— Lois Lowry

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

— Artie Lange

I was a weird little kid. I was very irritable, bored, frustrated. I felt my imagination bubbling inside my head without having…

— Clive Barker

I think kids are fairly similar. It's just really the technology. Like, you won't find kids in the 60s, or anyone for…

— Jared Gilman

My children's favorite, and it's funny because they've seen it but they have a difficult time watching it because it's their dad…

— Johnny Depp

You know, small children take it as a matter of course that things will change every day and grown-ups understand that things…

— Stephen King

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm…

— Andy Samberg

In the ring, it's fun to be the bad guy, but 24 hours a day, when you have to talk to kids,…

— Hulk Hogan

We have kids and we don't want to loss our way as most two parents do. We stick with one and other…

— Kevin McCarty

I believe the approach we take to talking to our kids about drugs can, in some cases, mean the difference between life…

— Ayelet Waldman

I just want my kids to have the space of childhood to explore themselves as fully as possible.

— Gaby Hoffmann

You should have a picture of yourself as a kid in your home so that you remember where you came from.

— John Mayer

All children are natural actors, and I'm still a kid. If you grow up completely, you can never be an actor.

— Kirk Douglas

The reason adults should look as though they are having fun, is to give kids a reason to want to grow up.

— Patch Adams

I come from a large family so you can count on the fact that I'm going to have more kids.

— Benjamin Bratt

It's so important to that we go into the public schools and we feed all of the kids something that is really…

— Alice Waters

I do a lot of inspirational talks for kids, to motivate them to change their lives and give them hope.

— Adam Beach

Probably most of the time I watch children's movies because my kids are on the bus, so it requires them.

— Dave Matthews

If you don’t sign up your kids for cryonics then you are a lousy parent.

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

Dr. Spock, who said, Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

If you haven't already told your kids 'don't fellate the president' then you're probably a bad parent.

— Scott Adams

If I didn't have kids, I would be at the theater or the ballet every single night of my life.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.

— Anonymous

I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.

— Anonymous

Because as a father of three kids, I know how important good seeds are for providing healthy food for my family.

— Sam Roberts

I hate my smile. I always have, even in my school pictures when I was a little kid.

— Kenny Chesney

I want kids to know that it is okay to make a change in order to feel better about themselves.

— Soleil Moon Frye

Every time I go to big events, it's a trip. I feel like that kid who shouldn't really be there.

— Zac Efron

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

— Adam Sandler

“Life is full of challenges. In the end, it's getting up that pulls us through the dark days. So we can admire…

— Azelene Williams

I'm sure at some point I will get back into coaching, but right now I need to focus completely on my kids.

— Patrick Ewing

As a kid, I really loved 'Jane Eyre,' I used to fantasise that the past was so much better and my lifetime…

— Romola Garai

At sleepovers: Friends= Oh they're still sleeping, I'll just wait...Best Friends= Wake up b*tch, I'm hungry.

— Anonymous

I wish my kid would act like my dog sometimes. My dog listens to me and does what I tell him to…

— Cesar Millan