Kids Quotes · Page 172

I could see myself adopting a kid someday. But, obviously, I'd prefer it to be aborted.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Ome kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma…

— Ella Fitzgerald

I think a lot more people are getting into Halloween because it's the one time of year where adults can be kids.

— Craig McDonald

My kids love anime, but I don't show them the really graphic stuff

— Brad Bird

Give your kids a bloody knife and fork and let me put some fresh food in front of them they can eat.

— Jamie Oliver

Im at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. Ive got my dogs as surrogates, but…

— Michael Bay

As a kid, I had this ultimate goal to be a teacher. I wanted to be a history teacher like my dad.

— Mike Trout

These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime.

— Robert Mitchum

I am glad that I am not raising kids today. And I’m rather pessimistic that my grandchildren will enjoy the great society…

— Antonin Scalia

A lot of the time with child actors, you get the feeling they're trying to have a kind of poise or presentation…

— Alessandro Nivola

My dad was a mechanical engineer and a drummer. We had no money, but I never felt we had no money, and…

— Donna Air

Some of these kids just don't plain know how good they are: how smart and how much they have to say. You…

— Dave Eggers

I took a year of karate. It was like obligatory... every kid was taking like one year of karate and one year…

— Jack Black

Aside from the fact that they say it's unhealthy, my fat ain't never been no trouble. Mens always have loved me. My…

— Alice Walker

“I'm also discovering that while they seem to believe that I do not require sleep, my husband (who also doubles as their…

— Dallas Louis

We're all self-destructive when we're young. We all rebel. If we don't, there's something wrong. But when a Chicano kid's in a…

— Jimmy Santiago Baca

Parents: I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too.

— Anonymous

I used to go to school in Manhattan with a bunch of the City Kids.

— Melissa Joan Hart

If you don't have kids and animals, you don't truly know what life is about.

— Sandra Bullock

I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.

— Anonymous

I'm trying to reestablish my career and do great work and give my kids the life they deserve.

— Tom Sizemore

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

— Dana Gould

Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up the driveway.

— Anonymous

Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.

— Robert Breault

Kids love to be scared - there's way to do it right, and ways to do it wrong.

— Henry Selick

If you have kids and stuff what kind of dad do I wanna be for my kids, and what kind of mom…

— David Archuleta

My father is very supportive of anything that his kids want to do.

— Steve Ells

I definitely don't consider myself a kid anymore. I feel like an old man, an old 28-year-old.

— Sergio Garcia

My boys wear red pants or crazy color tops. My kids are more fashion forward in their own dressing.

— Heidi Klum

We were lucky enough to homeschool our kids - or we'd call it 'unschooled world school.'

— Maggie Baird

Here's to the kids who wish they had someone to talk to about everything.

— Anonymous

We need to prepare our kids for a 21st Century economy, and we're not doing it with our schools.

— Al Franken

I watched so many movies when I was a kid, and I'd watch them over and over.

— Aaron Tveit

Every kid who hated grownups becomes a grownup. Well, except the ones who died.

— Joss Whedon

All parents are an embarrassment to their kids. Often, grandparents are the relief. Kids don't have to resist you.

— Anne Lamott

I'd like more kids to go and see theatre because it really is amazing.

— Charlie Rowe

I always enjoyed the kids, but I didn't enjoy the bureaucracy of the educational system.

— Dean Koontz

It seems like my whole life I've been this little Canadian kid dreaming somebody would give me a chance.

— Steve Nash

If I have a problem with someone I talk about them. I don't pick on their kids.

— Hulk Hogan

At the end of the program, I tried to talk to the kids a little bit about life skills.

— Troy Vincent