Kids Quotes · Page 171

If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.

— Louis C. K

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

— Don Rickles

I never really wanted kids. I didn't not want them, but motherhood just wasn't something that pulled at me.

— Edie Falco

I was the funny-looking one who wore a trench coat and played hacky sack with the other greasy kids.

— Zoe Quinn

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

— Louis C. K

Kids are always very savvy. It doesn't take long for a kid to realize when an adult is a loser.

— Taika Waititi

I really do feel like I'm in better shape and look better now - even after having three kids - than I…

— Anonymous

I teach kids that want to be tough that their fists are not the way.

— George Foreman

Greatest American Hero, I really dug that as a kid, because it had an alienation to it, where he was given a…

— Rhys Darby

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little…

— Bo Burnham

“I enjoyed the side bars with fun facts and notable sources for where to get more help. Merrin’s such a fun writer;…

— Cindy Gay

As I would soon learn myself, cleaning up what a parent leaves behind stirs up dust, both literal and metaphorical. It dredges…

— Roz Chast

I like movies that work on two levels - like The Simpsons, kids can watch it and adults can watch it. Teenagers…

— Eli Roth

Christ doesn't keep score. It's not about what you do here. It's about the person you are. It's about your faith. That's…

— Mark Teixeira

The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers but to find a winner. The process makes you…

— Simon Cowell

I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's not for kids.…

— Gore Verbinski

I think I would want to make toys. Maybe it's that thing about trying to be a kid forever.

— Sebastian Stan

We gotta leave a better planet for our kids. And I would say we gotta leave better kids for our planet as…

— Marc Gasol

When I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.'

— Dick Van Dyke

I'm a boring guy - I have a wife and three kids. I'm not like Mr. Controversy.

— Greg Grunberg

Knowledge and engagement are a powerful antidote to forces that often work against our kids being healthy.

— Dean Ornish

My kids gotta understand: they gotta make a sacrifice, having a superstar dad.

— Future

Raising kids makes most people, including me, grow up at least a little.

— Madonna Ciccone

I want to live my life naked, with all my little naked kids naked in the garden.

— Candice Swanepoel

I should be better with my grammar and set a better example for my kids. Just not sure that ain't gonna happen.

— Chris Harrison

I liked baseball and sports and Garbage Pail Kids and comic books. I know what its like to really adore something.

— Todd Lowe

As a young kid, I spent a lot of time exploring the world around me.

— Chelsea Manning

I waited a long time to have children because I had this career that was kind of like my kid, it required…

— Minnie Driver

I wasn't ever a huge fan of comics. Just not one of those kids, you know?

— Gary Oldman

I never stopped working when I got married and had kids. I did television and always tried to do what I could…

— Soni Razdan

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

— Jay Leno

I was still thought of as a kid actor even though I was in my mid twenties.

— Tommy Rettig

One of the biggest reasons I like coaching college ball is the kids. I feel I can impact players lives

— Rick Majerus

I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes?

— Billy Joel

Unfortunately, kids are led to believe things are easier to achieve than they really are.

— Buzz Aldrin

I'm doing this for the kid who truly leads a 'thug life' and thinks it's HOPELESS.

— Tupac Shakur

When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

— Anonymous

My kids are resilient, I'm resilient, and I guess I am an optimist.

— Adina Porter

I feel like a teenager myself, so I appreciate it when the kids think you're all right.

— John C. Reilly

Pass down values every day through your actions, your words and your time with your kids.

— Robert H. Frank