Kids Quotes · Page 166

Kids can still call me Shaq, but adults should call me Dr. O'Neal.

— Shaquille O'Neal

Like most lazy upper-middle-class kids, American Studies seemed like a fun way to use your knowledge of TV to get an A.

— Nick Kroll

I like having little kids look at me. It's fun. They make these little faces.

— Linda Blair

The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're talking to.

— Anonymous

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.

— Michael Gambon

I want to be in a stable relationship and have kids by the time I'm 30.

— Olly Murs

I've grown up with my audience; they're my age or older. Not a lot of kids are coming to see me.

— Mickey Gilley

“Kids never want a perfect mother; they need a little love, even if that comes from a worst mother.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

I just feel energized when I am around young, talented people. There is something about these kids that's amazing. I learn as…

— Sally Struthers

By hook or by crook, we're going to make sure that when I leave this office, that the country is more prosperous,…

— Barack Obama

We've fallen down on our responsibility to our children by somehow creating this world where they're surrounded by images of sexuality; and…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

It seems that one moment I was this little kid only caring about animals and flowers and stuff, and then the next…

— Julie Burchill

Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off…

— Janet Evanovich

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it.…

— Woody Allen

I think the fact that Napster is stealing recorded music is something that we have to stop. It's taking money out of…

— Art Alexakis

I've always paid a lot of attention to the way that different kinds of media affect how we see the world, probably…

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Some of our best-known entrepreneurs started their business ventures when they were kids.

— Steph McGovern

I'm the youngest of six children; both of my sisters are housewives and they each have four kids.

— Roma Downey

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon.

— Brian P. Cleary

It hurts. I miss my kids. I miss my kids in so many ways that I can't explain.

— Val Kilmer

I go to the Korean spa when the kids go to bed. It's like I turn my brain off.

— Amanda de Cadenet

If kids aren't allowed to experience monotony and tedium, it's unlikely they will value the times they are entertained.

— Ulrika Jonsson

Theres no mystery-the EMU Club is a hit! This is a fun, funny adventure that kids will love to read.

— Lincoln Peirce

It's a hard process to navigate... to figure out where your kid ought to go to college.

— Margaret Spellings

Meanwhile I married and I adopted three kids who were all from one family and then later I was divorced.

— Betty Hill

Environment does shape you. My environment, in a pit family, in a pit village, with nine kids in total.

— Dennis Skinner

I'm very happy that being gay and married and having kids has become such an accepted piece of the fabric of America.

— Amy B. Harris

When you're a little kid, growing up, most of us know what's right and wrong. Our parents teach us that discipline.

— Robert Knepper

What Disneyland was to my kids at age 10, that's kind of what Chicago is for economists.

— Austan Goolsbee

“Our kids will always be our children but they will not always be kids.”

— Jodi Livon

I rode many bikes and motorcycles. My brother was in an accident when he was a kid and my mom forbade us…

— John Travolta

I grew up in my mom's third grade classroom and always helping her, and I also got a passion for kids that…

— Allyson Felix

I liked baseball and sports and Garbage Pail Kids and comic books. I know what it's like to really adore something.

— Todd Lowe

Communicating w/kids, its a 2 way street, sometimes they just need us to be there for them & listen.

— Kevin Heath

I was a pretty happy kid, I had to fake it. I had to get into this miserable character before I wrote…

— Billy Collins

I wanted to retire at 55. Now at 61 with two young kids, I want to spend a bit of time with them.

— Neil Warnock

“I'm so cool that the kids come to my bedroom and go, 'Mom! Turn the music down!”

— Melissa Etheridge

I was a bit of a troubled kid growing up, let's put it that way. I didn't take pleasure in hard work.

— Matt Taibbi

When you're a little kid, your heart is open and tender and a harsh word can go straight in and become part…

— Garrison Keillor

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

— Julie Bowen