The shortest horror story ever; Computer: unable to connect to the internet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping with all your stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sure, it's simple, writing for kids... Just as simple as bringing them up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys laugh at what they put girls through but they wont be laughing when they're wiping tears off their daughters face for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our father died when we were very young, so our mother raised six kids. We saw the world filtered through her eyes,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had done a lot of reading, relative for a kid, about World War Two, and I thought about Chamberlain a lot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really do feel like I'm in better shape and look better now - even after having three kids - than I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A big sister who cries over being human over you. A gravelly voiced kid who's friends left him over you. And a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm never going to let nobody take those kids. They Michael's kids. They have no right to try to take those kids.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being an atheist means you have to realise that when you die, that really is it. You've got to make the most… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tell the kids that, even in a childhood marked by despair and deprivation, I knew that no matter what happened, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was always a sensitive, sweet kid, but I got brutalized and I became brutal. And frankly, I don't think it was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Asian people are very practical and come from a conservative world. The parents want their kids to be doctors and lawyers. There… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what compassionate conservative means. Does it mean cutting kids out of after school programs, Does it mean drilling in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teachers were both blamed for everything that went wrong with kids and turned to for their every salvation. This dual role of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When 'American Pie' happened, I was so lucky to get that opportunity and I just tried to do a good job in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom makes a chore list for you, during summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Im going to bed.' really means, 'Im going to lie on my bed and be on my phone.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the kids who are so good at hiding how they feel they do it without thinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say you should never work with children or animals… Isn't that right, Rolf? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the kids who wish they could tell that one person how they truly feel about them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If from infancy you treat children as gods, they are liable in adulthood to act as devils. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids are always wishing time away...these are the best times of your life. Live it up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apple was going to make an Ipod for kids, but Itouch kids isnt a very good marketing name. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is to know that your parents are smiling because of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
