Here's to the kids who are too shy. therefore never really had a real relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you see a 10 year old child with a better phone than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waiting for your parents to be in a good mood before asking them for something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom doesnt understand that I need to sleep in the extra five minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My blanket saves me from demons in the night and the freezing cold at night. I love my blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait for football games, hoodies, bonfires, Uggs, cuddling, s'mores, weekend parties, Halloween, & Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was looking through a newspaper and it was an audition for 'Kids Say the Darndest Things,' so I tried out. One… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm Shore you did! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The interesting part is that most of the kids I speak to have grown up watching 'Full House,' so they feel like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the kid's... Whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy's think woman are doing them a favor by accepting there hand in marriage but, Us woman accept proposal, get married, have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We had played a kid's version of gang fighting called "Civil War," and then later we had got in on the real… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a tough life being a pop star. You know, at the end of the day when you've paid all the bills… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how when you're little, you miss all the little lies. They float right past you, but you don't wonder about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been thinking about it, and that poem, that guy that wrote it, he meant you're gold when you're a kid, like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice dress Zoey. It looks just like mine. Oh, wait! It used to be mine. Aphrodite laughed a throaty, I'm-so-grown-and-you're-just-a-kid laugh. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Talking about abstract things is important. Having big, wild conversations about concepts like art, music, time travel, and dreams makes it much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, when I was a kid, you did so much to make sure I had the best life you could possibly give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do what I want, when I want, wherever I want!…as long as my mom says it's okay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we have food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A true friend will play ninja with you in the middle of Walmart and think it's normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
