I play video games and watch TV, but there's more to life than that. Faxing and the Internet have created a global… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want to get your children's attention, just look real comfortable, talk on the phone,or try to have a conversation with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So a lot of me is still a little kid, and I think that kind of helps alter my sense of reality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was only high school after all, definitely one of the most bizarre periods in a person’s life. How anyone can come… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was not a giant comic book fan as a kid, but to the extent that I did read comics, Spider-Man was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My four year old son and I were at Walmart and I had to use the restroom. After I flushed he says… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, my mom taught public school music for almost 40 years. And she's about 5 feet - and very mighty. And she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I listened to my kids talk about me as a parent, and I learned about things they wished I'd done and said.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Earlier I received a phone call from a PPI Telemarketer. So I told my 3 year old son that Santa Claus was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool, then give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gets hard and you feel like giving up, just remember you are never alone and you mean the world to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom is such a special word, the loviest I've ever heard. A toast to you above all the rest, Mom you're so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was never the cool kid, I was never hot in high school. I was never popular. You don't have to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we are the prisoners. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I follow my friends around their house, because I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to their kids, parents are all just instinct and hope. And fear. Rules and laws fly straight out the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never on those customized keychains. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fuck up I will just hit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adult: So when do you go back to school Me: can't I just enjoy the rest of my summer without thinking about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids are dying from causes of sexual activity. You're not going to find a tombstone stating that Frankie died because he was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always heard music in my head since I was a little kid, so I've always played towards that. If I felt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are you doing? You son of a batch of cookies!' That's how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was always the kid who could draw. I had this talent, and it was the one thing that gave me some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I have kids they'd be so fucked up. I'd be such a bad parent. I don't know how to take care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
KIDS: enjoy fun, cartoons and carefree living while you can. at some point you'll be told that's all dumb and to grow… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First, we parents have to back up school authority and quit making excuses for our kids when they misbehave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Encourage your children to read. Reading can unlock the keys to a whole world of information. Parents are teachers, both by example… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You shouldn't listen in on your sister's conversation with her boyfriend because it gets too mushy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's [concern about global warming] mainly just like little kids locking themselves in dark closets to see how much they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If selfish means taking care of my kids and not worrying about anyone else and their drama, then yes.. I am the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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