Kids Quotes by Anonymous · Page 10

Technically, you're not drinking alone if your kids are home.

— Anonymous

The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog' uses every letter in the alphabet.

— Anonymous

To Mom & Dad, I'll make you proud one day.. I promise

— Anonymous

Eyeing your toys suspiciously after watching Toy Story.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who don't want to be in school.

— Anonymous

That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to buy what you want without arguing.

— Anonymous

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

— Anonymous

Never point a finger where you never lent a hand.

— Anonymous

The biggest thing you can give a kid is self-esteem, so that they're not shy to do different things.

— Anonymous

When I started, there weren't that many kids doing it in the city, but the in the wave after me there were…

— Anonymous

Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who…

— Anonymous

Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.

— Anonymous

Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??

— Anonymous

The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

— Anonymous

I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

— Anonymous

Don't give any kinda fruit away this Halloween trick or treaters don't want that shit. Sincerely, kids

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids that are tired of feeling left out.

— Anonymous

All that I hope to say in books, all that I ever hope to say, is that I love the world.

— Anonymous

Kids are like farts, you don't mind your own, but others are unbearable.

— Anonymous

Whenever I think I'm going to get into trouble, I hide my phone.

— Anonymous

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

— Anonymous

Planning the conversation in your head before asking your parents for something big.

— Anonymous

Here's to the kids who hate being compared to others.

— Anonymous

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

— Anonymous

The world is made up of kids who cant wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadnt.

— Anonymous

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

— Anonymous

It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark.

— Anonymous

You can play the coolest tricks when people don't know that you have a twin.

— Anonymous

I smoked some pot as a kid, but I just never did drugs.

— Anonymous

Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.

— Anonymous

I've got two young kids. I don't know what the future holds.

— Anonymous

In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be…

— Anonymous

I want kids but I dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but I dont wanna adopt either because I want them…

— Anonymous

Fridge full of food, nothing to eat. Wardrobe full of clothes, nothing to wear. Internet full of sites, nothing to go on.

— Anonymous

I look at Messi, and he makes me laugh. A beautiful footballer who is still like a kid. A world superstar, but…

— Anonymous

10-year-old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.

— Anonymous

That's really my goal now. I'm trying to be a positive role model to my kids and to just enjoy this ride,…

— Anonymous

There are a lot of things that you don't realize that your parents are going through when you're a kid.

— Anonymous

Dear kindergarden children, If you don't like nap time please give it to us. Sincerely, High Schoolers.

— Anonymous

One advantage to having a kid on the spectrum: they tend to be rule followers. Socially, things are harder for them than…

— Anonymous