The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Would you kick an opponent when he was down? Yes, if I thought he might get up. — Edmund Rouse Copy Share Image
“Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.)” — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
I'm not a real vocal guy, but sometimes you need to kick someone in the ass. — Alex Rodriguez Copy Share Image
“Besides, what you need is a swift kick in the ass. If you want a hug, go see Ma.” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass. — James Caan Copy Share Image
My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
The way we measure productivity is flawed. People checking their BlackBerry over dinner is not the measure of productivity. — Tim Ferriss Copy Share Image
I would love to be an Avenger or Wonder Woman. Pretty much any woman who can kick ass and take names, I… — Katrina Law Copy Share Image
You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are… — Joan Severance Copy Share Image
“Sophia?" "Che? What?" "You kick ass." She opened her eyes again, and her smile came slow and sharp. "Damn straight” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I hope everyone watches me kick butt and do kick-ass stunts and play something besides a drunk diva or be a soap… — Leven Rambin Copy Share Image
“First off, he called me a bundle of kick ass hotness, and that really did sound like a cool compliment.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass. — Manohla Dargis Copy Share Image
“Out of my way, Dark-Hunter, or I’ll kill her. (Daimon) You know, you should have stayed in your bolt-hole one more day.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“You came after all, Z. Glad you made the party. (Acheron) What the hell? I didn’t have anything better to do. Figured… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I remember that look," she said. "It's the one you once gave Carlos right before you threatened to kick his ass." "I… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“there’s no damsel with a tragic history in there? With a name like the Three Craftsmen, they each should build something awesome… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You don't actually do a project; you can only do action steps related to it. When enough of the right action steps… — David Allen Copy Share Image
I got it made the rest of my life, financially and in every other way. There's nobody in the world like me.… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
The Secret Service I'm really excited about because Matthew Vaughn directed it. I've done a couple of movies with him - Stardust,… — Mark Strong Copy Share Image
“I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The snide little fucker actually paid you a visit in person? ~ Her Demonic Angel ~” — Felicity Heaton Copy Share Image
“I can’t do this anymore if it’s not with you. Fuck me straight to hell." ~Eve to Beckett” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!” — Hidekaz Himaruya Copy Share Image
Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I might not be able to kick your ass, but I do have a black belt in sarcasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass! — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
To go from playing a character that was so self-assured, so mature beyond her years, and so kick-ass and ruthless to someone… — Alycia Debnam Carey Copy Share Image
“Funny, thinks Milton. Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I had a rule about stilettos, and it was this: I didn't wear them unless I planned to kick ass in them.… — Megan Crane Copy Share Image
They say what does not kill you will only make you stronger, what they don't tell you is that it will still… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
If I ever uttered one word that I said in 'Kick-Ass', I would be grounded for years! I'd be stuck in my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
