The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Everyone loves a kick-ass girl. (Well- maybe not her enemies, but you know what I mean.)” — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
Would you kick an opponent when he was down? Yes, if I thought he might get up. — Edmund Rouse Copy Share Image
Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. — Beavis And Butthead Copy Share Image
Saturn? 7 rings. MJ? 6 rings. Kobe? 5 rings. LBJ?… a kick ass head band. — VAM WIslip Copy Share Image
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Do you want me to kick his ass? Because I can do that now. As your boyfriend, it's one of my jobs… — Allie Everhart Copy Share Image
“Believe, like I do . . .You won’t hurt anybody you don’t mean to. You’re the motherfucking Orchid. Now go kick some ass for me,… — Ellen Connor Copy Share Image
“I don't do my work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
I am one of those people who can't help getting a kick out of life - even when it's a kick in… — Polly Adler Copy Share Image
“Just so you know, now I know what she looks like, the next time I see her, I'm gonna kick her ass.” — Lola Stark Copy Share Image
“I had a rule about stilettos, and it was this: I didn't wear them unless I planned to kick ass in them.… — Megan Crane Copy Share Image
“Funny, thinks Milton. Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
If I ever uttered one word that I said in 'Kick-Ass', I would be grounded for years! I'd be stuck in my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“there’s no damsel with a tragic history in there? With a name like the Three Craftsmen, they each should build something awesome… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Out of my way, Dark-Hunter, or I’ll kill her. (Daimon) You know, you should have stayed in your bolt-hole one more day.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“You came after all, Z. Glad you made the party. (Acheron) What the hell? I didn’t have anything better to do. Figured… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I believe everyone’s body is theirs and everyone has a right to love their body in whatever size and shape and package… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
“When did I turn into a needywhiny angsty idiot who needed to be swept off her feet? She snorted then started running… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“I hoisted myself onto my elbows. "Yeah, well, if I ever come back as a Grigori, then I'll kick your ass." "You'll… — Jessica Shirvington Copy Share Image
In my songs there's a lot of intimate, personality - driven, sweet singing, and that's the kind I actually love the most,… — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
Early rising not only gives us more life in the same number of years, but adds, likewise, to their number; and not… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
You're only human. You live once and life is wonderful, so eat the damned red velvet cupcake. — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm going to kick your ass.” — Lisa Roecker Copy Share Image
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down. — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubblegum. — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it. — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players — Walter Trout Copy Share Image
Working on the right thing is probably more important than working hard. — Caterina Fake Copy Share Image
