I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the iPhone chargers a few feet longer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what they mean by beauty isn't on the inside right? It means once you're inside her it's beautiful! — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
I DON'T REGRET MY PAST, I JUST REGRET THE TIME THAT I'VE WASTED WITH THE WRONG PEOPLE. — ALYSSA Copy Share Image
If they put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you leave someone for another person, don't be surprised if that person leaves you for someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could give me 43 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you wanna be friends with people who hate each other, the simplest thing you should do is to remain as a… — Veedan Shimakuura Copy Share Image
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you're fair to them, its like asking a lion not to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even while suffering from emotional stress, intelligent men and women have the ability to wear a smile through it all.we still keep… — Christine Ramkran Copy Share Image
I see a lot of people trying to be successful, they trying to be famous... They are in pursuit of money &… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS TEMPORARY.So if things are going good enjoy it cause it won't last forever and if things are going… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a whole lot of fun in trying to serve others and just keeping it funky, trying to keep it real,… — Cornel West Copy Share Image
; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you wake up , thank God and ask yourself if I died today who would really care and you will know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone isn't important enough, to tell them the truth, why tell them anything at all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Newton's Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets be honest, whenever you get a new phone; you treat it like a new born baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real man never stops trying to show a woman how much she means to him, even after he's got her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it's all said and done, will you have said more than you have done? — Kaitlen Dearing Copy Share Image
I know the difference between heaven and hell to you, but I was in heaven and hell I even after you have… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Indeed, which will be scattered and broken yet moment we language will be its hostile — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the one to bross ya in the end. — Plies Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I'll be there...Just in case it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I say what's on my mind I don't care if it offends you and if I don't like you trust me I… — Samira Ferreira Copy Share Image
Dont let someone rent space in your head if theyre not paying the cost to be there. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys stop asking for faithful girls, when you're too busy chasing hoes. — Christian Franco Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. fool me twise, shame on me, fool me three times, well what am I doing? your… — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
When I say, 'It's a long story,' it usually means I just don't want to tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
