Nobody ever follows the part of the instructions that says, 'Let food cool in microwave for 1 to 2 minutes.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't be spending money, like your maing it in your basement , nowadays. — Syoung Copy Share Image
Love and life are both important, but together! Different and does not use any of — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I always assume that every gas truck I see on the road is about to explode. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day you're gonna remember me and how much I loved you .. then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Her parents first realized thather friends are more intelligent than his father. After 20 years of age to run with new finds… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I'm one of the most immoral perverted mofos around- But test my heart and you will see what God has touched me… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
If you feel like you constantly need a relationship and can't function outside of one, your self- esteem under developed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Truth Be Told Your Never Going To Find That Perfect Man/Woman In Your Life Nobody's Perfect Learn How To Except People For… — Krystal Copy Share Image
I got caught up on drugs for a few years, I'm off it, I'm very happy, got two kids and a family… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
A BOY CAN MEET 1O GIRLS, F*CK 9 , TALK TO 8 , LAUGH WITH 7 , RUN BEHIND 6 , LIKE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A mistake is an accident. Cheating and lying are not mistakes, they are intentional choices. Stop hiding behind the word mistake when… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Females blame HOES for messing up their relationship. That hoe did you a favor & opened your eyes. If he cheated on… — Danish Copy Share Image
You are 15 years old you should feel butterflies in your stomach not a baby kicking. — Patience Copy Share Image
You keep telling others to keep it real but in reality you need to keep it real with your damn self. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The truest words, are usually not what the human ear wants to hear. — Isaiah Harden (Me Copy Share Image
I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I dont want the person to know I'm ignoring them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The secrete about me is that I don't seek attension but the attension seeks me — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Could not get to live, but he complained through out the ages, who never got to know the sensitivity — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
All them months, all them memories and what for? Misery at the end and heartbreak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know its hard to find someone like you but I hope you know its hard to find someone like me too. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
I listen to the voices in my head before I listen to you,if that should tell you where this conversation is going. — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no love if you don't trust me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your real friends always know what's being said, even when no one is talking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies...you will get attached, bring them home, and they will shit all over everything you love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love in Heart,Heart are in the Chest and Chest in Body are has become a Deadbody — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Sometimes saying that you dated somebody is just a polite way of saying we banged a couple of times. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything you do has consequences , good or bad just because it hasn't caught up to you yet doesn't mean it won't — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste your time with explanations People hear ONLY what they wanna hear!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
