We want instant gratification,but God does not work that way, we got to wait & be patient. — Pastor Darryl L Godlock Copy Share Image
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. — Ashley Copy Share Image
I am who I am, for better or for worse, what you see is what you get, accept me for me, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fake tan. Fake smile. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell me again how you want a real man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. YEAH we still exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No girl wants to be called a b*tch, but once you put the word 'bad' in front of it, these girls feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are just here to hear them selfs talk , others are here to use you , many are just here… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say you can choose your friends, but not your family. Well, I have cut a hell of a lot of branches… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
If I could go back and change everything, I'd leave it all the same because ive learned a lot from this thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
& thats why Online dating fails, the majority of the time You fall for Lust, over Love,Lust is only temporary, Get that… — Syoung Copy Share Image
In this round of competition from mistakes warned not to get a bail-out But they have experience of your father. Fromthe mistake… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Don't spend so much time analyzing me and my life. Worry about your own, that is obviously where the real issues lie.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they're the shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you think you know someone that you havent seen in years and approaches them screaming out their name… — Shaquille Solomon Copy Share Image
For this life, I gave up trying, One good turn deserves my dying, But once I hold on, I wont let go… — CTate Copy Share Image
Saving a photo as 'gdhagfdgvsl' because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you make your litter brother cry and you hush him up so you dont get in trouble — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
Girls know how to fake a smile but guys know how to fake feelings. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
Admit it; you're scared to text him because you feel like you're annoying him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will always find what you are looking for where you search last. — Jaison Ndlovu Copy Share Image
Life is life , you cant really do much about it. You just gotta live it until its your time to go. — Tj Williams Copy Share Image
If teachers can't teach every subject, why do students have to Iearn them all? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every great person, follows a flock of haters that wanna steal your spot light — Rayshawn07 Copy Share Image
To young for marriage, to old for games, to smart for players and to fly for lames. — Amanda Copy Share Image
Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I could not make money! But to me I am proud to have earned respect and relations — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Now I've realized that every man has a certain nature. Some people prefer something — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
You talk about me as much as you'd like, but if I'm living my life then you don't exist — Yeahman Copy Share Image
Their is always one person, who has to ruin it for the bunch...always one person. — SYoung Copy Share Image
You can't compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I'm one of a kind, and that's real. — Varsha Sharma Copy Share Image
She's my BESTFRIEND, of course I'm going to tell her every thing you just said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people dont deserve what they get and many people dont get what they deserve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should have cellphone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all think that raising our phones 6 inches in the air will give us better service... — Anonymous Copy Share Image