If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'No!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're not working on trying to be mine then you shouldn't be worrying about who's consuming my time. — Amanda Copy Share Image
Apparently twilight is so popular because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah I remember the time when I was a vampire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't hold my hand if you aren't willing to take everything that comes with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never mess with a person who has the knowledge and ability to bring your whole world crashing down around you, in flames,… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
The L word is sometimes hard to accept, hard to forget, damn near impossible to deny and yet so easy to say.… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
The truth of promotion | Todaywe are connected with the world via the Internet, but whatis happening at home, would not know. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
; Find a heart that loves you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakest. Be with someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use to laugh when I heard people say there trying to find themselves. Like you should know you the best. But… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you wake up , thank God and ask yourself if I died today who would really care and you will know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can not live without you! I amincomplete without you I will love you forever! Alright, so I just told you! So… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
When shit get real The people you thought was riding was long gone before you even made the call. — Fahseem Ctee Copy Share Image
When the wrong people leave your life , the right things start happening truth — Jerico Mosley Copy Share Image
A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people? — Tanya Bianco Copy Share Image
Too many females want to be 'Models' not enough want to be 'Role Models.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents think I'm bad, but if they saw how half my friends treat their parents, they'd appreciate me more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I broke bread with you nigga showed you where I live, you talkin nigga but you don't understand what real is. — Plies Copy Share Image
I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer. — Dominic Amali Copy Share Image
Why should I do my makeup? Why should I do my hair? It's not like tomorrow, you will suddenly start to care. — Mikaela Lingat Copy Share Image
If she want dem heels...she better...STD aka Suck This Dick...lol...I call dat head ova heels — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
Men are supposed to love & protect their women. Not hurt and betray them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time you decide to post something about me on Instagram or Facebook please have the courtesy tag me! :) — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
In good times, your friends get to know who you are. In bad times, you get to know who your friends are. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
When you left and when to heaven you made life here on earth hell, just beacuse you werent here — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
Your life is the most exclusive event you'll ever attend. Not everyone is meant to be on the red carpet beside you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
