Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I promise you, if you mess with my family I have no problem doing whatever it takes to destroy your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ask Myself Sometimes 'Why Do I Bother Changing My Phone Ringtone'?,Like If I Ever Hear Its, Nobody Ever Calls It — Akeem Hernandez Copy Share Image
Admit it, when your crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe and we'll see how far you go. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Not all women are angry bitter bitches, just like not all men suck. Get to know someone before assuming. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life becomes real only when we begin to face and solve our own problems. Until then we only swim in circles in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A guy should never lay their hand on a women, u are a punk if u do.A real man will never do… — Raheem Nicholas Copy Share Image
We are just a difference! You see your horoscope every day! Ihad forgotten to write my horoscope You should be prepared to… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
The Mystery of love is moving seldom ways Terrible people can disturb and try to drop you down but the forever loving… — Fatima Fatimzahra Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shes the key to my happiness and the lock of my heart. My love source for her is endless,it would be my… — Donatt Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says, AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD! — Unkown Copy Share Image
Loves when people can talk about me and yet they have done the same in their life, but I'm the bad one.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
People who describe things as 'better than sex' are having the wrong kind of sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keeping it real must be a staple of all that we do! What's anything minus integrity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life here is like a garden and see the good flowers are strewnpaths into the Thorns of Evil — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
'You look tired.' is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People need to start keeping it real and stop pretending to be someone they're not! — SimpliNae Copy Share Image
I'm working with two speeds today; slow and fuck you. Which one you want? — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
If he loves you while he has another girlfriend, then he will love another girl when you are his girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Instead of thinking what is wrong with everyone else, Why not look at your own shit and figure that train wreck out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Why try to make everyone happy, when all you do is make yourself miserable in the process. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try to keep it real. I don't have time to worry about what I'm projecting to the world. I'm just busy… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
I don't accept apologies anymore because people will f*ck you over & over again, then apologise. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
Whoever said money doesn't grow from trees obviously has never sold weed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
