If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keeping it real must be something truly hard to do, because everyone just seems fake these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be alarmed if I call you a whore d'oeuvre...it just means you look tasty hoe! — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
The way I see it: the more people hate me, the less people I have to please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man should ever make eye contact with another man while eating a banana or lollipop... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wild animal games and do not kill humans for fun sometimes. It is human beings, for whom torture and death of our… — James Anthony Fraud Copy Share Image
You can tell how much you like someone by how strong the urge to check your phone is when you're with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, you don't have haters. People just don't like you. Get over yourself.... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Don't change so someone will like you. Be yourself & the right people will like and love the real you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gave up caring what people think .. Say what you want, and I'll do what I want. Bitch get over me. — Amanda Copy Share Image
Sometimes, men are like mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Y'all need to get up out the dumb shit. I got a bread truck; get up out that crumb shit! — Pimp C Copy Share Image
The difference between doctorsand butchers: butchers cut their prey in an instant that does not mind, because that is his job! Doctor… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Some people are just not worth the breath of air it takes to say their name. People don't change. They just find… — Amanda Copy Share Image
Lets face it, we've all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it so hard to find a Good best friend. When there are so many people in the world. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll be ready in 5 minutes is exactly the same as I'll be home in 5 minutes. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
Never mess with a person who has the knowledge and ability to bring your whole world crashing down around you, in flames,… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Breakup due to both of us like our meetings are Interesting! You would not get a chance and I had to wait… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
