My boyfriend not allowed to spray Axe in public. I've seen the commercials them hoes come out. — Caitlin Copy Share Image
No matter how you're sad and blue |there's always someone , somewhere who's got it worse than you — Shaggy Copy Share Image
Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't always mean lonely, just like being in a relationship doesn't always mean happy. — Xuan Ta Copy Share Image
When a woman asks for your opinion, what they really want to hear is their opinion...but in a deeper voice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade. Then remember, free is NOT always better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you're going to speak on cheaters, liars & heartbreakers then please cover both sides of this 2-way street because females… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those women who say men are the same are the ones who have not changed themselves and keep on attracting the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies...if that men dont respect his own mom,sister,cousins or babymomma dont expect him 2 treat you with respect or any different — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
When you've done all that you can do, Don't let a man's trouble get the best of you, Believe half of what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Never change what you feel based on what others think. Never change who you are to fit others ideals. Always be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be reving chainsaws & burning shit down? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't end up going bankrupt... I made some great investments and I held on to my money, which also enables me… — Vanilla Ice Copy Share Image
Thumbs up if i'm cute. Thumbs down if i'm ugly. Add me on facebook www.facebook.com/arminferizovic — Armin Ferizovic Copy Share Image
Be who you are and say what you feel, because in the end .. those who matter don't mind and those who… — Dr Seuss Copy Share Image
If a girl says, 'I hate drama,' there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're not doing better than the person you're talking about, I suggest you STFU! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will stop searching for redumption when there is non left to be found — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
I swear if I fall for you, you better as hell catch me, or I'll pull you down with me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, I am also a victim ofidealism, my ideal of my heart which are not misleading to me. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Don't spread hatred or drama. That shit is fricking contagious. I'm talking about wars and killing contagious. — Isaiah Harden (Me Copy Share Image
No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your relationship has more issues than your magazine, you need to cancel your subscription. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are tied between two girls, leave both of them. You don't deserve either one. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
You're lonely not because no-one accepts you but because you don't accept anyone into your world. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
'Do you have a cell phone?' Translation: I want your number but I don't want to make this awkward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keeping it real must be something truly hard to do, because everyone just seems fake these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You will discover the Future is bigger then the promise, If you keep your faith,focus & footing. — Bishop Alfred A Owens Jr Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder; how many other girls he is texting while he's texting me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The way I see it: the more people hate me, the less people I have to please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
