“Leanne, would you kindly remove your nose from my ass? It's starting to chafe." - Noelle” — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, I had a feeling I would never get to my bed as the vacuuming would strike me dead of an aneurysm. Death by Dyson." - Reed” — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“The last time we saw you, you had that teddy bear permanently attached to your side, didn’t you? What was his name again? Mr.… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“You don’t have to apologize, Megan,” Regina said, sinking into the chair across from hers. “I never asked you if you were interested in… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
Finally Doug broke the stalemate and looked at Megan. "Thanks a lot," he said sarcastically. Then he yanked off his plastic gloves, tossed them… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“Observation #3: They gossip. Can you believe it? I overheard Finn and Doug in the backyard talking about some girl named Dawn who blew… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“They had been in her room. They had gone through her stuff. And Evan had seen her tampons. This was definitely the worst morning… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“We always thought it was cool that my mom only had boys, you know? Doug said, for once dropping his gangsta accent. “Who knew… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“Megan sat and watched Finn as he worked, sketching her outline, the pencil scraping lightly against the cloth. He was riveted, concentrating, but his… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“I realized I been kind of a jerk lately.” “Oh, you realized that, huh?” Megan said. “Let me finish, woman!” Doug said. Megan suddenly… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“So, Hailey give you those?” Finn asked, lifting his chin and looking at her legs. He squirted some paint from a tube onto his… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
I had a dream this morning too, and you were in it," he said. "I don't remember what it was about, exactly, but when… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“Listen, do you think we could not tell…everyone?” Megan said. “I think it would just make everything harder.” What with the massive victory party… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
“Megan stopped suddenly--Finn’s face had gone all weird. He wasn’t smiling anymore. It seemed like he had stopped breathing. “What?” Megan said, her heart… — Kate Brian Copy Share Image
