“Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“I hate people who say, “Good moaning,” instead of, “Good morning.” What kind of a wanker, are they? I’ll tell you. It’s… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well.… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
